But Mr Mnombo “Anaconda” Madyibi (32) and his wife want exactly the opposite. That’s because his snake-sized 4-5 is allegedly too big, hairy and scary for his new wife’s special place.
Mnombo got his nickname after his fellow soccer players saw his 4-5 *pum action* in the change rooms before a soccer match. But his new wife said she’s not being entertained by his thing as it’s destroying her.
According to SA Daily Sun, Mnombo, a South African footballer, got klapped on Friday night by his new wife on their honeymoon in Coffee Bay, on the Wild Coast of the Eastern Cape.
“All was well...but all hell broke loose the moment I took off my underwear. My wife said she wanted no anaconda.
“When I tried to penetrate, she bit my ear before squeezing my balls. Before I knew it, she knocked me over with a bottle of wine before attempting to suffocate me.”
Mnombo claimed his screams summoned other guests and staff at the B&B where they were staying.
“We took different cars back home. I don’t want to lay charges against my wife. I love her."
He said he met his wife in church last year and she told him she wanted to abstain from s*x until they were married and he agreed. Funny enough, she couldn't handle what she got after marriage.
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